Pierre Camambert An evil Frenchman who runs an illegal cheese ring that is operated to take down
Personality[]
America as seen in Even More Shorts Weird Man flies out telling the viewers that he's going to catch him a terrorist. A truck pulls into Pierre's hideout as Pierre tells a forklift worker to be careful while stocking his cheese, Pierre believes that with his latest shipment, they'll be breaking record profits and soon France will reign king of the economic giants of history all thanks to cheese. Weird Man opens the hideout door and says "Bonjour" to Pierre, Pierre is confused as to Weird Man not taking a vacation like he thought, Weird Man tells him that he doesn't take vacations and that he takes orders. Pierre sends his security after Weird Man and he defeats all of his henchmen. Weird Man tells Pierre that his next trip will be back to France, Pierre wants to see if Weird Man is a match against his two friends "Kick" and Derriere". Weird Man does an awesome pose as Pierre is running towards him, they both rise into the air at each other, Weird Man flies over Pierre. Weird Man tells Pierre that he's going to have to try harder if he wants to stop America, Pierre tells him to not taunt him and that he'll be sorry he ever messed with the likes of Pierre, International Cheese King. Pierre then tries go combat against Weird Man by punching and kicking him, Weird Man dodges his attacks. Pierre got really mad after that and he tells Weird Man to prepare to bow to the king, he then throws more punches at Weird Man and he still manages to dodge every one of them. Pierre wants to know how and Weird Man tells him it's quite simple, America is better than France, Weird Man then distracts Pierre by saying that there's a wheel of aged white cheddar behind him and he looks. Weird Man pulls out a can of processed cheese and when Pierre looks back, Weird Man tells him to say cheese as he squirts the processed cheese down his throat, Pierre thinks that American Processed Cheese is disgusting and Weird Man begins to sing a song.
Pierre then surrenders to Weird Man. Agent Thornhawke appears from behind saying to Pierre that he made the wrong decision to mess with America and now they've caught him red handed, he also tells him that he's going away for a long for this. Pierre tells Agent Thornhawke that he'll see about that as he retained diplomatic immunity and he'll be back on the streets in a matter of weeks with even better security not even Weird Man can penetrate. Agent Thornhawke tells Pierre to tell it to the judge and he orders the bodyguards to take Pierre away. Pierre tells them that this is not the last they see of him and FRANCE WILL REIGN SUPREME! YOU SHALL SEE! Agent Thornhawke tells Weird Man that he can't thank him enough for all that he's done in service of this great country, Weird Man tells Agent Thornhawke "Make cheese while the sun shines" then "Never bite the cheese that feeds you" then says to matter, he does a weird pose and shouts TO A TERRORIST-FREE AMERICA! he flies through the ceiling and flies away telling the viewers to STAY WEIRD!
