Pizza Steve's Cheese Rap
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Pizza Steve's Cheese Rap is a short after the episode Pony Tale.

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Pizza Steve raps about his love for cheese.


Pizza Steve:

With all these cheeses up in the RV,

It's kind of hard being the cheesiest, Pizza Steve,

But I'll offer my advice when you're looking for a snack,

You can dress this cracker with some Monterey Jack, 

Yeah, I'm a cheese lover enthusiast,

So I highly recommend some rib stacks with Swiss,

There's brie, muenster, Parmesan, and Gouda,

They all pair well with some barracuda,

If you enjoy chicken on the bone,

Instead of the skin melt provolone,

Cream cheese, cottage cheese, nacho and Havarti,

Eat 'em all the same time --- cheese mouth party,

Nothin' beats string cheese on the go,

Except a house made of feta and Asiago,

And what goes great on a burger with grease,

German Limburger and American cheese,

You thinking real hard about drinking that cola,

It's great to wash down with some Gorgonzola,

Or is that a bagel you're eyeing over there,

You could spread it real quick with some creamy Gruyère,

Got goat Cheese, blue cheese, marble cheddar, 

Ricotta stuffed cheese balls served on leather,

With so many cheeses it's hard to pick,

You can fry mozzarella and eat it as a stick,

But I'm a cheese rep, eat cheese in a blizzard,

So take it from me Pizza Steve, Cheese Wizard!


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