Xarna: She-Warrior of the Apocalypse
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Xarna: She-Warrior of the Apocalypse is a minor short after Locked Out, Viewer Special, and The Fan that tells the story of a post-apocalyptic woman with a very muscular body and her quest to find gas to fill up her motorcycle.

Characters Appearances




Part 1

Xarna is shown riding her motorcycle in the beginning of the short. She then happens to notice her motorcycle's gas is running low. She stops at a near by gas station and is about to fill up her motorcycle when suddenly a group of aliens come and seemingly "taunt" her, telling her there's no gas there for her. She doesn't like the way they are talking to her, so she beats them all up. After defeating all of them, one of them starts to plead with her as she is about to crush him with an engine block. The pleading alien points to the gas station and tells her there literally isn't any gas for her and he was just trying to point that out to her. She looks toward the gas station and tosses the engine block back and asks him where she could find a place that has gas. The alien was crushed by the engine block and she says "Oops" after she turns around and sees him. She sighs and looks up, seeing a truck that says "GAS" on it drive by. She smiles and says "Yummy" as she hops on her motorcycle and drives after it.

Part 2

Xarna goes after the gas truck, her gas nearing empty. She parks her motorcycle on the gas tank, opens the lid, smells the gas and exclaims, "That's the stuff." Green Alien climbed up on the gas tank and its not Xarna's gas. Xarna said who's driving the truck. Green Alien took care with it. She said to him he made mistake. She throws the lid to him. The new arm from Green Alien is growing and he laughs. He told Xarna she made a funny. Xarna tries to attack him, but he throws her off the truck. Xarna turns around with the pipe. She kicks his knee and grows another leg. Her leg holds up and the gun inside of her boot and shoots his neck and grows another head. Green Alien almost fell off the truck and Xarna said to him wanna get bigger. She puts the wrestling hand onto the robot arm. She attacks him to get bigger by punching and kicking him. Now, Green Alien is bigger. Xarna's last words to him are, "Size doesn't matter." Green Alien falls off the gas truck. The truck is going to fall off the road. Xarna rushes to the truck driver's seat and stops the truck. A Blue Alien tries to take Xarna as a bride. Xarna said to the blue alien he's not exactly her type. Blue Alien takes the truck with Xarna off the road.

Part 3 (Finale)

Xarna is tied to a rock, she is then brought to the front to become forced married to the Blue Alien. The Blue Alien tells Xarna that she looks very lovely today and Xarna tell him that he chose a really nice rock to tie her to. The purist is now performing the wedding ceremony saying that they are gathered on this beautiful post apocalyptic barren wasteland to unite one Wallace T. Germbug and Xarna: She-Warrior of the apocalypse in holy matrimony. Xarna tells them that she just wanted gas for her bike, the priest goes on saying that if there are any parties present who feel that these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your- and then Uncle Grandpa interrupts the ceremony. Uncle Grandpa tells Xarna to hold on and she states that she's not exactly going anywhere, Wallace tells the other Purple Aliens to get Uncle Grandpa out of here, they all get up and Uncle Grandpa pulls out a spoon. The Aliens are told to stay back and Uncle Grandpa throws the spoon at Xarna's rock, breaking the rope and freeing her, she gets on top of the rock and she thanks everyone for coming to her wedding and then she proceeds to shoot all the Aliens and the wedding cake. Uncle Grandpa pulls up with the gas truck and tells Xarna to get out of here, she gets on her bike and she activates a hook from her arm to hold onto the truck as Uncle Grandpa drives away, she states that she got hitched after all and the two make their escape. Wallace and a Purple Alien are standing at the alter and the Purple Alien states that his ex-wife got his truck too, Wallace says that Xarna isn't getting that truck and he sprouts wings and he chases after them. Uncle Grandpa sees Wallace as he grabs onto the truck and lifts it away along with Xarna. Xarna's chain snaps and she falls to her death, Uncle Grandpa notices and he jumps out of the truck, he calls Battle Tiger and she catches Xarna before she dies. Uncle Grandpa states that Wallace won't get pretty far with that truck and Xarna agrees with him, she then proceeds to take out the rocket from Battle Tiger's launcher and she loads up her arm and points it at Wallace and says till death do us part, she hits him and the truck along with him explodes. Xarna is afraid that her bike will never get any gas now, Uncle Grandpa brings out a tricycle and tells her to try it and she won't need gas ever again, the two turned back to normal and Xarna thanks Uncle Grandpa.


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Part 2

Part 3

Official Art and Story Boards

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